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  applecrapgranny
 
06:41am 05/05/2005
 


Your Mexican Name Is...









Don Jesus-Ernesto



 
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For Erin 
  applecrapgranny
 
08:53am 27/04/2005
  The Camel Toe Song  
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Yesterday's news 
  happytim
 
05:06pm 10/04/2005
  This one is funny

Happytim and Fluorescence13
  • Likely to conceive an expensive girl.
  • Pretend to watch television together as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
  • Can both cerebrate.
  • Shall always be friends.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy


The truth about Stephen and I

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Happytim and Acetylcholine
  • Doing their best to have one gruesome child.
  • Can't stand to skinnydip periodically.
  • Heart each other.
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Strangely possible

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Happytim and Aikopaiko
  • Are rumoured to have adopted no e-children.
  • Enjoy it when they listen to music together for the good of the free world.
  • Should invest now in crowd-controlling equipment.
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Only the last line is funny

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Happytim and Fejacobsen
  • Plan to adopt no pre-paid children.
  • Enjoy it when they do just anything occasionally.
  • Are now available on Disney DVD.
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Hehe... puddle

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Happytim and _thepuppy_
  • Secretly conceived 2.4 demanding kids.
  • Resent having to hold hands amicably.
  • Share a deep puddle of secrets.
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Happytim and Music2mychakras
  • Doing their best to adopt all magical children.
  • Intend to share their hearts occasionally.
  • Feel wanted in every country.
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  music2mychakras
 
12:31am 10/04/2005
  OMG erin this is for you:

April 8, 2005 -- Steven Jacobs, the lucky chap who avoided a stray bullet when he bent over to pick up a dropped lip balm, just got luckier — for the free plug he gave the company, ChapStick is giving Jacobs a lifetime supply of the lip moisturizer.

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  fluorescence13
 
03:54pm 08/04/2005
 
fluorescence13 and Applecrapgranny
  • Will never EVER have girls or boys.
  • Intend to kill each other in private.
  • Applecrapgranny doesn't even LIKE fluorescence13.
  • Shall always be bitter enemies.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy
 
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  applecrapgranny
 
03:19pm 08/04/2005
 
Applecrapgranny and Fluorescence13
  • Trying to adopt three malevolent girls.
  • Intend to watch television together on Saturdays.
  • Feel wanted in every country.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy


Applecrapgranny and Fejacobsen
  • Will adopt twenty-eight thousand genius girls.
  • Intend to kiss in private.
  • Have already picked out trendy names for servants.
  • Shall always be friends.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy


Applecrapgranny and Happytim
  • Might have some demanding girls.
  • Can't stand to read, except after meals, and after MacGyver.
  • Heart each other.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy


Applecrapgranny and Music2mychakras
  • Will never adopt a pair of expensive girls.
  • Resent having to hug each other in private.
  • Should invest now in crowd-controlling equipment.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy
 
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  applecrapgranny
 
08:29am 06/04/2005
  You have to listen to this song from last Wednesday's episode of Alias. So, here's the set up...the geeky tech guy is in the field with Jennifer Garner. And his wife calls, because the baby is throwing a fit. The guy sings this song to his baby, whose name is Mitchell, to get him to calm down.

Mitchell's Song
 
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we like to make drawrings 
  applecrapgranny
 
07:46pm 02/04/2005
  Everyone in this community should be able to figure out our drawings...

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artists: fejacobsen and applecrapgranny
 
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  music2mychakras
 
03:09pm 25/03/2005
  OK, I left my friends page open on my computer at work and walked away, so I just sat back down at my computer, and when I unlocked it the first thing that appeared on my screen is faith's ass.  
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  applecrapgranny
 
07:35am 25/02/2005
  The drive from Clairmont Mesa Blvd to school is NOT 2 donuts long. =(  
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Are YOU a Chinese Hooker? 
  fejacobsen
 
04:10pm 23/02/2005
  Let's do a sample problem using an imaginary person who is 15 years old, wears size 30 pants, is 5'6 tall and weighs 160 pounds.

Step 1: Find your volume!

Convert the following to meters:

A) You pant size in inches. There are .0254 meters in 1 inch, so if you waist is 30 inches around that would be .762

B) Convert your height into meters. If you were 5'6 feet tall you would then be 1.67m tall

C) Multiply these numbers (for above example would have 1.273) together to give your volume and convert to a usable volume by multiplying by 1x10^6 (now it is 1.27x10^6).

Step 2: What is your mass in grams?!

A) Convert your weight in pounds to grams. 1 pounds = 453.59237 grams, so you can do the math. If you weighed 160 pounds you would have a mass in grams of 72574 grams.

Step 3: Find your density!

A) Take your mass and divide it by your volume (72572/1.27x10^6) = 0.057!!!

B) Multiply by your age (this conversion assures that no babies will ever be considered Chinese Hookers)... sooo 0.057X15 for the example gives a density of 0.855

Now... to find out if you are a Chinese Hooker compare your density to that of DMF (0.949).
If your density is greater (unlike this example), you are indeed a CHINESE HOOKER!!!

BTW... My density was 1.09 -- I AM A CHINESE HOOKER

Thanks Drew for your fabulous work in determining this equation!
 
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Did you see this at? 
  fejacobsen
 
11:08pm 22/02/2005
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Just to avoid spamming twice 
  happytim
 
12:49am 22/02/2005
  Here's my other new icon. Booyah!  
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Adopt an evil kermit? 
  music2mychakras
 
11:30pm 20/02/2005
  http://gorillamask.net/out.php?gmurl=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5558841381&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW  
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  applecrapgranny
 
07:21am 11/02/2005
 
It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Praying with the Knees Upward


 
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**Drool** 
  applecrapgranny
 
04:30pm 06/02/2005
  chance 3
Stubborn lass:
The gift of the Irish! (Gift?) You just may be what
this lil' Irish laddy needs... a strong,
stubborn lass! Whip that boy into shape.


Colin Farrell: Your chance with Colin.
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Because I had to... 
  applecrapgranny
 
01:02pm 05/02/2005
 


You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!





Come on, he doesn't wear pants!
And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin


 
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  applecrapgranny
 
06:53am 31/01/2005
  So, yesterday, I saw a sign at Starbucks that said...I shit you not...

"Sleeves available upon request"!!!!

Erin and I laughed our tapes off at that for a good while.
 
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LOL 
  applecrapgranny
 
06:52am 31/01/2005
  http://tinyurl.com/4yx2z  
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HA HA 
  applecrapgranny
 
09:49pm 27/01/2005
 
mood: amused
I was just writing my long LJ post in my journal, and the TV went to commercial and I hear this little female voice yelling "Tape! I need tape!" I laughed. Turns out it's a Robinson's May commercial.
 
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